jewdago

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.

"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."

jewdago by yurathewicked December 12, 2008

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Jewagon

Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black

Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.

Jewagon by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008

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jewdago • Jewagon • jewwagon

jewwagon

The finest of North London Jewish automobiles - capacity 1 x pilot and 17+ siblings in the back. Most likely a Toyota Previas import.

Watch out for that jewwagon

jewwagon by Da Shark June 15, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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