jewbit 

derogatory term for a person who is acting cheap, stingy, or uptight (the behavior of the stereotypical Jew), but is not of the Jewish faith.

Branden: Come on Ryan I'll pay you back later, just lend me 5 bucks

Ryan: No way!

Branden: Wow, really? Dude you're a jewbit.

jewbit by B. Stein May 8, 2010

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewjitsu 

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

jewjitsu by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

jewitch 

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

jewitch by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011

jewbilation 

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.

Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

jewbilation by I didn't make this up January 5, 2009