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Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.
I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.
Jewbert by Gentleman John December 26, 2008
A homie or a friend group relating to lil uzi verts fans that are also Jews

-LNG. Aka Dixie dewdrop
Me and the Jewberts getting together tonight for a banger
Jewbert by Dixie dewdrop February 3, 2021
A sexy Jewish man who is often a freshman in highschool. He has big bicepts and he has a penis that is at least 7 inches long. Often, he gets the most ass in the whole high school even though it seems completely impossible. Don't doubt the Jew.
What happened to that senior Erica, she is walking funny today. Jewbert happened.
Jewbert by hotblonde1234 October 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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