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1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
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1. Noun. A person who practices Judaism
2. Verb. The act of trying to scheme another person to acquire money or simply, personal gain. In some cases it could be solely to cause the other person to lose something.
1. David is a Jew.
2. David, stop Jewing Ali by trying to sell your sandwich to him for $5.

Common Jewish names are David, Saul, Shlomo, Shaloma, Susan, Owen, Russel, and Melanie.
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Born again Christian.. Anyone who does NOT accept JESUS is NOT a Jew but is a synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9) One is NOT a Jew because they are an "ethnic" seed of Abraham, one IS a JEW who accepts the God of Abraham, a.k.a. the righteous seed of Abraham, be they Jew or gentile, male or female. God cursed His people in A.D. 70 for their refusal to accept JESUS.. Don't be deceived into thinking the "jews" are still God's chosen people, as most of the Christian world teaches. A TRUE JEW (true Israelite) simply means anyone who has accepted JESUS (The God of Abraham).. Israel means "chosen of God", which is the same. We, born again Christians, are the Israelites, because we accepted what was intended for the "jews"... The "jews" who call themselves Jews because of their ethnicity, is part of the remnant. Jew (originally spelled Ju) comes from the name Judas. He was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Judas was one of the 12 tribes, which were named after the 12 sons. When the tribes got scattered much of them got mixed together and to this day no "jew" knows which tribe they truly belong to. In any case, the are NOT true Jews in the eyes of God, in fact they're NOT true Israelites.
Person A: Hey, do you believe in God
Person B: Yes, I believe he is JESUS
Person A: You are a true Israelite, because you accepted what was intended for the "jews"
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yes, read Revelation 2:9 and 3:9
Person B: Okay, that's interesting!
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verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
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1) Someone who practices judaism

2) Anyone who acts like a jew (doesn't like to spend money, whines and complains a lot, etc.)

3) The name for any person(s) who is extremely annoying, they think they can do anything, or just make a big deal out of almost nothing
-that guy is such a jew

-dude, stop being such a jew

-I am a jew
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Diragatory word for a jewish person.

A scrauny little theif, who puts as much stuff in his pockets as he can.
hey guys look at that little jew go!
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1) A person of Jewish Faith.

2) A person who frequently exhibits qualities associated with being cheap, therefore making them whiney and annoying. --This originates from the stereotype that people who are Jewish do not spend money.

3) Has more meaning when the adjective HOOKNOSE is added. This is another stereotype associating Jews with large, prominent noses.
1) There goes that Jew off to the synagogue.

2) Jim, stop being a jew and pay the fucking tab for once!

3) Bobby is such a Hooknose Jew. He never tips well.
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