I am jeuse 

A fucking legend that died on the cross to save humanity

I am jeuse

I am jeuse by keep_scrolling_please March 8, 2019

Jeuse 

Jeuse is an incorrect spelling or the word "Jesus". The first known use of this word was some child on the videogame platform "ROBLOX", saying in the in-game chat feature, "I am Jeuse". It has been popular for a bit after that, but then died down quite a bit.

"I am Jeuse, respect me"

Jeuse by CheemsWheel November 6, 2020

Jousue 

Me, I am Jousue, my name is Jousue

Stranger: Did you hear about Jousue?
Me: no

Jousue by Jousue May 24, 2021

Jeushe Bag 

A member of the Jewish faith who exhibits some or all of the characteristics of what is commonly known as a "Douche Bag"

See also: douche douche bag jeushe

"Dude, you're such a Jeushe Bag!"

Jeushe Bag by BE and KW December 24, 2008

Jusues

When Jesus is spelled wrong and now he’s Jusues

Ex. “Hey dude Jusues didn’t give me anything for my Easter birthday on Christmas”

“Ah man I guess we gotta take and hold him hostage”

Jusues by Gay babies August 29, 2021

jeusus

Jesus but with a U before the S and after the E. Used when something of a big event happens good or bad. (Usually shocking).

Mark: Timmy fell and broke his leg
Sammy: JEUSUS

jeusus by Meep😒 December 9, 2021

Jewsue

When a person takes advantage of an opportunity and decides to Sue someone as opposed to taking other possible actions

Dude 1: Yo bro, i heard that asshole punched you and you didn't fight back!!

Dude 2: Don't worry, its all good I'm just gonna Jewsue his ass and make a shitload of money

Mrs. Sloating: Honey, who's this man on your contact list??

Mr. Sloating: Oh, that would be my Jewish Lawyer, just in case i wanna Jewsue someone

Jewsue by Jewsef September 16, 2013