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Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming
This is the next "Jesus Phone"
Jesus Phone by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.
Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!
Jesus Phone by Burkus December 19, 2008

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"
-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.
Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.
jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.
OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?
JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026