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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

Jesus Burrito by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
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Jesus Burrito

A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.
"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."
Jesus Burrito by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004

Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
Jesus Burrito by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
yo jesus, microwave me a burrito
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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