A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.
"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."
A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"
A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"
by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008
Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.
"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak
by vaela March 22, 2005
An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians
by Ben January 22, 2004
A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.
Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.
by wankitsfree February 11, 2010
Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.
by rosie626 October 25, 2013
Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!
Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!
by Stan Lightsaber April 25, 2006
Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D
by TheJesusFreak January 23, 2009