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Jessce, is an american male born and raised to be a knight in shining armour. a jessce tends to be the most loving and caring male out there.a sweetheart who happens to have a hott bod. a jessce is someone to love and laugh with and all males should look up to him on how to be a perfect boyfriend.A jessce has incredibly great looks and an amazing heart,the definition of perfect.Everybody needs a jessce in their life. too bad the only one is already taken :)
Jessce is an amazing boyfriend who i wouldn't change anything about, he is the easiest thing to love.
jessce by sarahms :) January 19, 2012
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Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’
Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!
Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003

Jesse we need to cook 

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go

jesse jackson 

He started a scandal so he could Jesse Jackson his way onto TV.
jesse jackson by K40 January 13, 2004

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"