Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.
Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
or
Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
or
Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009
A fuck boy who likes to break girls hearts and thinks its okay. He plays with your emotions and is a total jerk. Most jerves usually got a pretty boy face and are light skin. Ladies don't be fooled he's just waiting to rip your heart open and use you
by sunia February 12, 2017
by Namecreator111 March 15, 2022
Someone so incredibly fucking stupid that insulting them is a bigger waste of time than attempting to understand their logic
by QuackQuack69 August 19, 2015
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