jerry lewis trick 

When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

A: If youre so paranoid, use the Jerry Lewis trick.
B: Whats that?
A Its when you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

jerry lewis trick by Throboman31 June 11, 2006

Jerry Lewis' Hair 

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

Jerry Lewis' Hair by creedmoor October 10, 2004

jerry lewis' buttcrack 

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

jerry lewis' buttcrack by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011

The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".

Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!

The Jerry Lewis by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010