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An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up
Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"
by hipoint93 August 13, 2011
Offensive noun, thrown at German terrorist along with a pound of C4 down an elevator shaft in a popular 1980's action movie.
Take this under advisement, jerkweed.
by nvdw May 02, 2005
a jerk, but worse
Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!
by Joel October 02, 2003