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I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.
by richie! November 15, 2004
 
1.
1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
by Frank Booth June 12, 2006
 
2.
somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld
"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"
by FeelThaShocker December 12, 2003
 
4.
what you say to someone being a jerk
"Jerk Store called, they want you back"
by Aguy89 April 08, 2008
 
5.
An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.
Sam couldn't believe what a jerkstore Hannah was when she rudely berated her awesome father.
by Jerkstore October 01, 2014
 
6.
a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.
joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.
by gofuk yerself November 09, 2005
 
7.
a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person
Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore
by Andrew September 26, 2003