jerkpot

someone who is a complete ass to everyone around them, more so than a regular jerk; thus, they are a jerkpot.

dude,why are you being such a jerkpot today! quit it!

jerkpot by Happy Man June 22, 2004

jerkpatrick 

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

jerkpatrick by Granuppie April 21, 2009

jerkpod 

A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.

You jerkpod, you took my last beer!

jerkpod by Little Mo May 3, 2006

Jerkapottamus 

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

Jerkapottamus by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

Jamaican Jerkpit 

When several jamaican men descend into a sandy pit to pleasure themselves, circle jerk style.

"Bro, Kichwa Tembo held an insane Jamaican Jerkpit sesh last night!"

Jamaican Jerkpit by Jamaican Jerkpit July 20, 2016

Jerkbot 

A friendly insult that is aimed at briefly calling someone an idiot. This is quite possibly the best was to insult someone ever, especially if they don't know what it means.

Also abbreviated:
J-Bot
Jerk-Bock
Jerbot
J-B

"OMG. U AER teh jerkbot."

"Why did you get in my way you jerkbot?"

"Why are you being such a huge jerbot?"

Jerkbot by Jermon F'ing Dawlinger November 13, 2005

jerkpoop

A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

jerkpoop by SomethingsWrongWithMe May 16, 2011