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"He is such a jerkkk."
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New Jerkskey
The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
New Jerkskey by nickreaper September 22, 2011
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Jerkski
A type of multi-tasking which involves one person, man or woman, jacking off four guys at the same time, while they stand tip to tip, two on either side.
Variation 1: Choo-choo technique. Two dicks in your left hand (tip to tip) and two dicks in your right hand (tip to tip). Right and left hands articulating as a locomotive. Also known as Quattro-Loco.
Variation 2: Downhill. Both hands move simultaneously in an upward to downward motion, like a downhill skier.
Variation 3: Uphill. Both hands move simultaneously in a downward to upward motion, like a backwards skier.
Other variations left to your imagination.
Variation 1: Choo-choo technique. Two dicks in your left hand (tip to tip) and two dicks in your right hand (tip to tip). Right and left hands articulating as a locomotive. Also known as Quattro-Loco.
Variation 2: Downhill. Both hands move simultaneously in an upward to downward motion, like a downhill skier.
Variation 3: Uphill. Both hands move simultaneously in a downward to upward motion, like a backwards skier.
Other variations left to your imagination.
HOLY JERKSKI! Last night, Lisa jerksiied those guys she met at the bar. She went totally Quattro-Loco.
Jerkski by Dr. Thunder 69 October 5, 2018
Jerykka
A girl who would be the best friend you could possibly imagine. The funniest person you'll ever meet who will make you laugh till you have abs of steel. A clumsy person who will probably fall up the stairs very often. A chill girl who knows how to have fun and is always ready to party but will also sit on the couch with you and watch badass movies all day. A Jerykka will have the biggest heart and will be there for you when you need her. Someone you'll never want to lose. A smart, beautifu, amazing, awesome best friend who is a BAMF.
JerKKeR
1. A Person that is an asshole in an unique way, who hurts people that he likes, who's acting up like a smartass and makes unique shenanigans. Even though somebody who's a JerKKeR is acting up horrible yet he's still a lovely person because he's having fun and a good time in life when he's acting up like a JerKKeR. Also usually said to person that masturbates but never addressed as somebody who does...
2. Somebody whose favourite animal is a Seafoam Kitten
2. Somebody whose favourite animal is a Seafoam Kitten
JerKKeR by jerkkerjerkker August 1, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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