jerkin-gerkin-heimer 

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

jerkin-gerkin-heimer by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

jerkin the gerkin 

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

jerkin-a-gerkin 

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

jerkin-a-gerkin by austin May 13, 2005

jerkin the gerkin 

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003