jerk alert 

We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.

Mouth: "Senior Jerk Alert!"

jerk alert by Nick Flynn January 25, 2008

jerk alert 

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

jerk alert by kitty April 8, 2005

Jerkalerkalot 

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012

jerkalerk 

A jerk but with a cool ending

Ugh, amit is such a jerkalerk!

jerkalerk by jerkalerk July 28, 2011

Jerkalerk 

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

Jerkalerk by Maria Luz January 28, 2008