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the process of preparing for a disastrous mess in your home, workplace, or vehicle caused by the clumsiness of a blonde female.
Nic wrapped the couch in saran wrap and covered the floor with wax paper to jenni proof for movie night.

Because Jenny McCarthy frequently spilled her beverage, Singled Out producers had to jenni proof the show's cameras. The cameramen wore raincoats as their means of jenni proofing.
by JTPisAwesome December 15, 2011

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