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8.
To huff your own shit
"I became probably the first person in America to huff his own shit gas."

—pickwick (jenkem-huffing-faggot)
by Totse owns you September 24, 2007
 
9.
Hallucinogenic fecal matter (synonymous with shit and not to be confused with the shit) and closely related to bananadine. Unlike bananadine, jenk contains methane (which is speculated to evoke effects similar to the choking game).
aolspeak: IMA HUFF S0M3 MAD CHEZ LAUGH OUT LOUD.

ebonics: Yo Let us now partake in da cheesing o' some fine jank.

russian: Man, I have got some bad jenkem right for your mother.

british: I am so blathered that I think I'll engage in some bloody jenk.
by b3rn4rd-d4w6 November 23, 2011
 
10.
Jenkem is a drug made by third world countries by pooping in a bottle and letting it ferment.

In the US, if you have to take a crap and find a floater left in the can, then you've been Jenkemed.
Joe: I really had to crap today, and I rushed into the first open stall.

Pete: So, how is that a cool story?

Joe: Well someone left a floater and I got Jenkemed!
by TangoTwo December 18, 2011
 
11.
When someone says something that cannot possibly be true, because it is inherently bullshit .
Dave: "Marcus was telling me about some kids who ferment their own faeces and inhale the gas to get high. He said it's called jenkem."

Callum: "Sounds like a load of Jenkem to me mate."
by man room April 27, 2010
 
12.
Jenkem is made by putting shit mixed with urine in a bottle and and covered with a balloon and left out in the sun for several hours or days until fermented, the contents or the bottle will separate and release a gas which is captured in the balloon Inhaling the gas is said to have a high similar to that of cocaine, but with strong hallucinations, it originated in Africa, and is used in America, only by retarded little shit kid middle schoolers who don't know how to get real drugs so they resort to huffing poop
retarded 6th grader- wAnTSa gO Do sUm JEnKeM Is Reelli GOOoD ThIs COooL 7th GrADeR wHoSe pArEnTs gOt dIvOrIcEd tOlD Me tHaT It GeT yOu SOOoooOO hIgH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
reatrded 6th grade girl-- OooOOOHhhH THaT SoNdS SOOOoo cOoOoL!!!!!!!!11 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wEZ bOuT tO gEtZ wAsTeD BaBii!!!!!
by Ryan Paxton November 19, 2007
 
13.
A grind band from West Philadelphia that talks about satan, feces, and porno.
Man, that new Jenkem song kicks ass!
by Assblast August 21, 2008
 
14.
This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.
Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007