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jellydoughnut 

When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.
That bitch wouldn't swallow so i gave her a jelly donut, teach that ho!
jellydoughnut by Cabbage November 18, 2003
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jellydoughnut 

a term of endearment for lovers in love. attempt to cum in your significant others face and then give him or her an affectionate punch in the face to spread the added blood (love) all around)...
I gave her a jelly doughnut and she wouldn't leave me alone. love at first sight i say.
jellydoughnut by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003

jellydoughnut 

a prison term for when one man goes down on another man. he sploodges in his eyes and then punches him in his eyes to make a bruise or make him bleed to mark his territory
jellydoughnut by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Mexican Jellydoughnut 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.
Friend 1: I totally Mexican Jellydoughnutted your mom last night.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026