Jello-O-ous 

In simpleton terms, Jello-O-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. Basically, Jello-O is so crazy intense that you're jealous of its fresh dancing abilities - the art of wiggle dance - that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. The ratio being your jealousness of Jello-O to that of your jealousness of some other object - or person.

"Hey John, how are you doing?" - Waldo.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John.
"Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo.
"Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John.
"Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo.
"Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John.
"Well, see you later John." - Waldo.
"Peace out, Waldo." - John.
"Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck.
"I think he just went that way." - John.

Jello-O-ous by John Baumert July 23, 2008

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.

Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.

Jell-O-lingus by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

Mind Jell-o 

The state of being otherwise known as "Out-of-it".
When you are having trouble participating in conversation from lack of brain function, especially during intoxication.

Boy: So I says to Maybell, I says... Wait are you listening?
Girl: Sorry man, I have total Mind Jell-o

Mind Jell-o by GreenFox August 30, 2014

Jell-O shotting 

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

Jell-O shotting by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Jell-O Pudding Poop 

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.

I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.

Jell-O Pudding Poop by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

jell-o slapping 

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

jell-o slapping by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

Jell-O

A nicer way of saying that someone is jelous. Often used to lighten the mood.

Slang for jealous.

a fun way of saying ur jealous [:

which sounds nicer?

"omg, don't be so jealous all the time!"
or
"omg, dont be so jell-o all the time!"

"omg i love your shirt! im soo jell-o right now..."

Jell-O by i dont have a pseudonym June 7, 2009