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peanut butt jelly 

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.
Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.
peanut butt jelly by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

butt jelly 

a gelatinous substance excreeted from the anus, particularly a dogs anal gland
(appearance of transclucent, solidified gravy)
butt jelly by anonymous March 18, 2005

butt jelly 

another name for K Y Jelly which is used during sexual intercourse (anal) usually by the female but as we all know alot of guys use the butt jelly as well
Husband: Honey I'm going to the store do you need anything while I'm out?

Wife: Yes, pick up a tube of butt jelly for tonight.

Husband: Ok will do.
butt jelly by yungbrv June 17, 2010

butt jelly 

The stuff I like to scrape off my anus with my fingernails and smell.
Mum: Hey what do you think you're doing?
Kid: Oh, don't worry mum, I'm not masturbating - only picking at my butt jelly.

nut butt jelly 

a small blonde girl, who get's good grades, but at the same is incredibly retarded
Lex your new name is NUT BUTT JELLY!!!
nut butt jelly by Hoebag818 May 8, 2007

Butt jelly 

Something that comes out of your dog's butt if their stomach is upset. A jelly like poo substance.
O no! August had butt jelly again!
Butt jelly by generalgoat January 20, 2022
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