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Jello Surprise 

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!
Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.
Jello Surprise by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008
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jelly surprise 

When someone lets out an air biscuit and unintentionally receives the oozy mud butt sensation in their under britches.
We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.
jelly surprise by flatulence August 28, 2006

jelly donut surprise 

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.
I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise

jelly ball surprise 

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026