jellad

When a person takes a plastic bag and puts a target on it with a marker. Then proceed to put the bag over your head and then keep it on with a belt tightly around your neck. After you have done this begin to Masterbate (Fap). When your about to Ejaculate (Cum) aim for the target you have drawn on your plastic bag. if you hit the bullseye you win.

I would not do the jellad on a plane, i might break my neck.

jellad by Dahorns July 8, 2009

Jellal 

Jellal Fernandes is a character in the anime Fairy Tail, by Hiro Mashima. He has blue hair and a distinct scarlet tattoo over and under his right eye. Jellal is also part of the guild Crime Sorciere. He is in love with the Fairy Tail mage Erza Scarlet, though due to past 'sins' he believes he doesn't deserve her. (A/N: He was possessed when he did these 'sins')

Example 1: Jellal has a cool tattoo

Jellal by TheFairyHunter March 10, 2015

hella jella 

A phrase meaning "very jealous"

"hella" (really or very)+ "jella" (jeal- from jealous)

During the Cold War, the Soviet Union was hella jella of the US's nuclear armaments. This lead to increased tension between the two superpowers.

hella jella by onceyougosamoan November 30, 2010

jella 

squishy,comfy,funny,sensitive,loud,field hockey babe, whs soccer wannabe,

My bffl is Jella and is my home girl. hehe lol. luv ya 4eva.

jella by Sunshine Suey August 18, 2004

Jellodickaphobic 

Afraid of a limp dick when the hottie of your dreams is laying down for you?
So am I

Dude, I'm a total Jellodickaphobic

Jellodickaphobic by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009

Jellydicking 

Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.

Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!

Jellydicking by danabdemented March 25, 2011

jellydick 

When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.

When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick!

jellydick by Nose101 December 24, 2007