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Jejemitis 

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje
Jejemitis by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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Jewelitis 

When one can't type or spell in a group chat
JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis
Jewelitis by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017
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Jeepitis 

Meaning:
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.

Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.

Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
Hi Bob (Boss). I have been just been diagnosed with Jeepitis (cough cough) and unfortunately will have to take the day off in order to rest.
Jeepitis by Donner131 February 4, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026