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Jeff Goldblum 

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.
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Jeff Goldblum 

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Jeff Goldblum by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Jeff goldblum 

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.
good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff goldblum by milkshake January 21, 2005

Jeff Goldblum 

The white Samuel L. Jackson
~Bruh, who is Jeff Goldblum
~He's like... the black Samuel L. Jackson
Jeff Goldblum by Thou_Art_Not_Worthy September 13, 2018

jeff goldblum 

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.
if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com
jeff goldblum by Melanthex March 28, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026