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1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way.
2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.
1: Rachel is a big jeff.
2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4
by Eddie356 January 30, 2008
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the whitest black man ever with a micromini penis
look at that black guy over there oh wait its Jeff who can't play basketball.
by 1nutt March 31, 2009
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vomit
Pass the pail. I think I'm gonna jeff!
by Bob Rush August 22, 2008
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A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.
There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today!
by Sugar_Z_Lips July 21, 2009
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Jeff is a person who is very asian in evry single way you can think. POOr is the best word to describe a jeff. Jeffs also love to eat lylidale chicken and they mostly all work at kfc because they love chicken so damn much and also rice. One may also fail his driving test because he needs to wear glasses.
-yo look at jeff

-who, that guy eating lilydale chicken?
by ass asdoihasjdnasd April 29, 2009
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To take a very vulgar and gross smelling shit.
"Hey guys, come check out this JEFF i just took!!!!"
by thomas andrew February 07, 2008
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the name given to asian people male or female, due to "jeff" the purple wiggle, he's of asian decent
damn jeffs get the fuck off the road
by jpcharger October 25, 2006
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