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jeeznats is a word that you find extremely funny when you are under the influence of marijuana. it's definition is as follows:
the real name for jesus, since he was black. the europeans changed his name to jesus when they "crackerized" crhistianity.his original last name was:
juice, Jeeznats juice
man if i my baby's momma has another fucking kid im'on kill it!
i sware to jeeznats!
by max sidhu October 06, 2005

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