"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
by W&J July 5, 2003
by lol October 19, 2003
by Anonymous July 5, 2003
by young c February 9, 2004
-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.
can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"
can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"
1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"
by kedari December 4, 2011
A poor man who thinks he's above the station.
A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.
A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.
"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."
"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"
"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."
"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"
"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."
by McVillain November 5, 2003