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a jedwind is a sex move which consists of, at the end of a sexual encounter, a man taking his penis out just before he ejaculates and swinging his penis around as if it were a lightsaber as he cums. This is followed by the man farting/ burping(whatever comes easiest in the situation or by preference) in th woman/mans face
lewis took his penis out of nicks bumhole and perform a burping jedwind before nick resiprocated with a farting jedwind.
jedwind by ollie smith January 3, 2009
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Jedwin is the type of person you like to laugh with.The type of person who would not be afraid to do new things.Jedwin May not be the brightest person but they have the most courage .They are one of the most good looking people you will ever meet.They protect others and sometimes forget about themselves .Jedwin would be a high school sweetheart .If you ever find a Jedwin ...KEEP HIM.They are the type of person you would want to start a relationship with.
Jedwin is the best person ever
jedwin by Evangelina Anderson January 22, 2019
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Jewindian 

somebody who relishes in the fact that they are completely detrimental to the success of the people surrounding them.Enjoys taking your money and then spending it on cheap booze and getting savagely drunk.Contrary to popular belief, it is known to some elite circles of humanologists
that the jewindian is not necessarily of jewish or native decent, and can be found in just about every ghetto in North America.
the jewindian asked the hero for spange,but got kicked in the balls so hard not even his whore girlfriend could suck them out of his pelvis.
Jewindian by the real atron March 31, 2009
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