Top Definition
A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.
Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.
by blerg July 05, 2004

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