jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

save me jebus by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Jebus 

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

Jebus by Lindsay December 8, 2003

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

Jebus Crisp by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015

Jebus Crew 

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

Jebus Crew by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.

My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.

Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

Jebussy 

Jesus Pussy.

"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"

Jebussy by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022