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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
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Jean Claudio 

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
Jean Claudio by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Jean Claude 

A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.
Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!

Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.

Girl 1: Yes that was his name.
Jean Claude by Mr Run October 14, 2019

Jean Claude Van Damme 

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

jean-claude van dam you fine 

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

Jean-Claude God Damn 

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

Jean-Claude God Damn by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

jean claude van damme 

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
jean claude van damme by AxeBlade November 11, 2005