6 definitions by Porkbutter

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.
Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
n. root cowchair: synonym of MILF. Used when you see a MILF and would like to tell your friends while MILF is in earshot.
Guy 1:"Cowheelchair?
Guy 2:"Hell yeah cowheelchair!"
MILF: "I read urban definitions" (tears off clothes)
All: (sex)
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
cowchair (cow-chair): n.
girl you would bone and you want to tell your friends while she is in earshot.
Your standing behind a hot girl in line at wal-mart with your buddies and you say, in a perfectly loud voice "dude, cowchair". can also be a question: "cowchair?" as in "would you bone her?" the normal response is an affirmative "cowchair" , or "cowchair?!?!" followed by a weird look.
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007

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