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jazoo creest 

a funny way to say jesus christ in a way many people won't understand if they dont know what it means which makes it funny
Jazoo creest! All this boy drama is so overwhelming.
jazoo creest by fern gimble July 31, 2017
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Jazoon jazoo jazoo creest Jazoobies jaboo jabooty Jagoo Jahoobs jabookie Jamoo
Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.
Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021
Someone who doesn't know the obvious or oversees it because hes stubborn
i am anti jamool. I know everything.
jamool by @king, Hello Miles August 25, 2022
A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.
JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."
jabootu by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005