jaydog

A dog of the Jaydon variety. Origin and pedigree are unknown as they tend to exhibit features characteric of Asian animals (small eyes) as well as African (curly hair). Habitat varies, but they tend to be concentrated in the Carlingford/Epping area, or similar Asian ghettos. Can also be found congregrating around any basketball courts, most famously the renowned Loftus. Despite their small stature, they are exceptional athletes, with the driving ability of Derrick Rose and the jump shot of Rajon Rondo. Generally display human characteristics (bipedal) but under pressure (defended aggresively) often revert to their dog-like tendecies, crawling on all fours and panting. Also watches Korean drama and has a sexy man bag.

Teacher:Are we missing anyone?
Retard: No one. Except a dog of the Jaydog variety.
Teacher:...

Person : Hey lets loftus.
Jaydog: Nah fuck ya. I gotta watch dream high.
Person: Fucking Jaydog.

by JaydonZhao April 22, 2011

jaydog

A person who is determined to be anything or anyone he wants to be or do

Oh he is such a jaydog

by Jaydogz is the man February 28, 2018

jaydog

A somewhat short felon who wears his sunglasses on his forehead.

I saw that jaydog getting hassled by the Po Po

by euroyen February 5, 2008