Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.

Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe

Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS 

(YA JAWS)

BALLS IN YA JAWS

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS by AHMEDINEJAD GAMING May 3, 2021

jawsus 

A nickname for youtube user pruane2 (now pruane2forever). Given to him because you could drive a semi inbetween his teeth.

He brought on the fury of anon with his anti-porn videos, yet he himself has not reached puberty.

Jawsus: thanks leyshizzle for subscribing.
anon: DENTAL PLAN!

jawsus by Mo the Great February 1, 2008

Japsycho 

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

Japsycho by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA 

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA by ROACHES October 16, 2012

Balsac The Jaws Of Death

The guitarist for the Shock rock Group GWAR (played by mike derks) Balsac has a mask that is of a Bear Trap going across his face and uses a Gibson Explorer....he also holds the record for the amount of gwar CD covers hes been on (on the beyond hell CD it just shows the balsac head) and (to me) has the coolest mask in Gwar

I am A huge fan of Gwar yet my favorite mask is on Balsac The Jaws Of Death

Balsac The Jaws Of Death by GwarSlave496 April 3, 2009