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The act of not shaving one's male genitals for several months, then hoping that their recent hook-up isn't used to grinding against hairy hog balls.
"That bitch thought she had the night all planned out... Turns out she ended up with a javelina - was picking hair outta her teeth for days after that weekend..."
by Lomotilian January 12, 2014
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