Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.

Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.

Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010

Javeman 

Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.

"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."

Javeman by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008

Jayamanna 

Origins: Srilanka

Definition: A female creature who likes to screw around with male companions only to let them down without any warnings. This creature has no beauty so it often uses its innocence to charm male companions and despite the obvious red flags, the males fall for that. Scientists have theorized that she might be doing this on purpose for her own wicked fun.

Example#1: Omg it's a Jayamanna, hide the males.
Example#2: In a month you can see a Jayamanna mating with dozen of males to last her thirst.

Jayamanna by Aarush Ananda September 4, 2021

javaban

hot girls... so everyone stfu

idk they are hot so everyone who is hatin u guys are probably jealous and javaban is hot

javaban by JEW BAG December 24, 2008

javaban

every other definition is ridiculous. these girls are all beautiful people. loving and caring. julie cant help if she gets more action then you. live with it. vicki cant help that you are flat, and shes not. live with it. bianca is a sweetie. and all because your not, dosnt mean u have to be calling her a bitch. live with it. nora cant help that you have no ass, and she has one. people people people, come on. this is so pathetic. saying this stuff about those girls wont change the way you look.

"i love javaban" my bestfriends are in it.

javaban by Peace Maker December 24, 2008

Jahamania 

anything u want but it has to be cool and not homosexual must be used best when u are speechless so just say jahamania and your off the hook

thats the Jahamania

Jahamania by siufanmatt April 19, 2009

Javaan 

A highly sarcastic mixed race person with a chris.

Mark: Your NOT a slag.

Lucy: Your such a Javaan!
Mark: Your only with me cos of my chris.

Javaan by Jav And Chris January 19, 2011