jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Japuvian 

A mixed race person that is both Japanese and Peruvian.

What? Haven't you ever seen a Japuvian sit in the front of the bus before?

Japuvian by Jeremy and Krissy October 16, 2008

japots 

Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.

What the fuck is a japot?

japots by Japots August 4, 2004

Jakov 

Very strong and handsome lad. Always ready for a fight. Gentleman, artist, brave, kindhearted, super hot. Will help you with anything you need, a good friend. The girls are screaming when he passes in front of them. Always the most important person in a group, a leader. He has that stare that literally says don't make me start a fight. Very charismatic and romantic.

I would like to be like Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.

Jakov by wikipediaguy May 2, 2018

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Japota 

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

Japota by mikey February 15, 2005

Japuvian 

A person of Japanese and Peruvian descent. Not a very uncommon combination in Peru.

Keiko and Alberto Fujimori are Japuvians.

Japuvian by kidberlin June 18, 2010