japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015

Jalena 

A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.

Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.

Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015

Jalena 

Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind

I have a Jalena friend

Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016

Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.

I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.

Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Jaena 

Usually Jaena's are angels. They have the most amazing smiles and beautiful eyes. They're trusting and always honest to you and make the best of friends. They can be kinda shy so you might have to be inviting around them but besides that they can make any guy fall for them. Jaenas are loving and caring and have the biggest of imaginations. They're usually smart so they'll correct you on your grammar and spelling no matter what. You'll have a hard time understanding everything that goes on inside their head but after some time you'll learn to live with it and jut love them no matter what they do or say. They are the most beautiful beings that exsist on the planet and nothing can ever replace them once they've entered your life.

Dude I wanna marry a Jaena

Jaena by Sykohhhhh November 25, 2013

jalena 

A amazing beautiful girl. All the guy fall for her. Everyone wants to be like her.

OMG I want to be like Jalena

jalena by Wafflesmaker September 14, 2013

Japanapple 

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

Japanapple by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005