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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

paparazzi 

photographers and other people involved in the media, who follow people, especially celebrities, in order to look for stories
The Paparazzi are all over this town. They are such assholes.
paparazzi by Light Joker August 14, 2007

Paparazzi Magnet 

A Person who is constantly being Followed By the Paparazzi. Is always on the cover of tabloid magizines like Star. Often very amusing!

Faparazzi 

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.
Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.
Faparazzi by Belunan August 26, 2009

White Trash Paparazzi 

A heard of camera phone wielding people taking pictures of someone or a group of people.
At a bikini contest there was heard of White Trash Paparazzi taking pictures of slutty bikini models with disposable and prepaid picture phones.