fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.

Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"

fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Jamoholic 

Mark - Want Some Jam?
Toby - Yes please, that would be lovely.

A Jamoholic is a person who eats an excessive amount of jam, regardless if it's on toast or in sandwiches, everyone who loves jam is a jamoholic. Jam comes in a variety of flavours: including Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Gooseberry, Plum and Rhubarb. The term was coined in 2020, by Tony John Williams.

Jamoholic by NutCracker289 May 16, 2020

jackaholic 

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

jackaholic by raven January 28, 2003

Jatholic 

Being both Jewish and Catholic at the same time, retaining qualities from both.

Tom: "Who does she think she is celebrating Christmas and Hanukkah?"
Fred: "Lay off man, she is Jatholic."

Jatholic by The_Chris October 24, 2012

yapaholic 

someone who never resits the urge to talk and seems to have a need for their constant yaping as if it is an addiction

frank: dude that josh bugs the hell out of me with his constant talking
tim: yea man he's such a yapaholic

yapaholic by aceofpayne August 26, 2009

jaffaholic 

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.

Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.

jaffaholic by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006

hapaholic 

ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic  (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun - A person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part Asian/Pacific Islander and part Caucasian. See the definition of "hapa" for further clarification.

Stu: Shannyn Sossamon, Kristin Kreuk, and Stacy Kamano are SOOOO HOT!!!

Sally: I'd love to have Keanu Reeves' or Dean Cain's babies!

Stu: We're totally hapaholics.

hapaholic by UO_bali January 13, 2010