a condition affecting approximately 96.47% of the jewish american princess population, but capable of affecting rich, spoiled females of any background. symptoms include irritability, yelling, screaming, crying, harsh insults directed at others, binge eating, binge drinking, binge shopping, calling daddy, and/or disbanding of relationships.
last night i called an uberpool instead of an uber and naomi threw a jap tantrum. needless to say, we don't talk anymore.
by steg0saur November 14, 2017