janpaul

Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.
josephine: OMG Its JanPaul! We Love you!!

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Janpaul.

JanPaul is a great lover.

janpaul by Liam relix March 14, 2017

Janopause 

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?

Janopause by buckonz January 6, 2012

reverse Jarpee 

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.

reverse Jarpee by xraygoggles June 10, 2021

Jansporting

The act of putting a backpack on a drunk friend before they go to sleep, as to prevent them from rolling to their back, throwing up, and drowning in their own vomit.

Look, Jake is over their Jansporting that drunk ass bitch so she doesn't die.

Jansporting by J Dubski May 21, 2016

Janpanglish 

The misspelled variant of the word 'Japanglish', a horrible mixing of tha Japanese and English languages, most often perpetrated by fangirls/boys of the anime sort.

Some happy person was in such a hurry to type this up that they misspelled 'Japanglish' as 'Janpanglish'.
No fault; everyone's finger slips now and again.

Janpanglish by Carat October 15, 2006

jansport 

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.

"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"

jansport by bTreezy October 18, 2006

Janipulation 

Janipulation is a form of crybullying. The janipulator will make up tales of abuse and play the victim in order to get their mark bullied and ostracised by other people. If necessary they will make formal complaints based on nothing. There is no end to the lengths that they will go to and the stories that they will create. They will seek to damage the mark through innuendo, gossip, reputation damage, and disclosure of confidences that they had previously shared with the mark.
The janipulator will escalate their own experiences to such an extent that they will then play the 'survivor'. They will plead with anyone they have convinced that this is the truth to never disclose what has been said - in order that the mark has no chance to balance or redress the truth. The mark will thus have no comeback.
Their goal is to get the mark ostracised, shunned and if possible aggressed.
See 'narcisphere'

Person 1 : Oh my god I thought she was a friend but now he has run a secret campaign behind my back and now no-one will talk to me
Person 2 : Hmm looks like you are the victim of janipulation. You have been janipulated

Janipulation by SquaresOnTheWall October 22, 2019