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Famed poster on the betfair chatroom. Has conducted a two year long satire on the tipping industry.
Janov: THIS HAS GOT A LADY JOCKEY ON BUT IT IS FAVOURITE. SURELY THIS MUST MAKE IT A LAY AS ONE OF THE MEN JOCKEYS MUST BE TWO GOOD FOR HER. I'M MAKING IT A BIG LAY.
janov by ppking January 26, 2004
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Janov syndróm 

Keď si objednáš jedlo s tým, že si v pohode a vydržíš chvíľu počkať, ale o 5 minút už zomieraš na hlad.
Pán Palušek: V pohode, objednajme si niečo, ale rýchlo.
Nezainteresovaný pozorovateľ: OK, tak to objednávam. Je to tu do hodiny.
Pán Palušek o 5 minút neskôr: Boaaaaaa, kde to jeeeeee ! Už som hladnýýýý!
Nezainteresovaný pozorovateľ: Ach kurwa. Zas Janov syndróm.
Janov syndróm by Aren Dárik February 9, 2022
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The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010

Janoy Cresva 

Slap boxing champion, known for his world famous claw strike.
Your skills are subpar compared to Janoy Cresva

Janourine 

Janourines are the most amazing people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have a janourine in your life you will find that she is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is funny and intelligent and will be the highlight of your day.
Person 1: Wow, she’s so nice
Person 2: She must be a Janourine
v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."
Janoblin' by DrD4zzl3 July 15, 2011
She is a wonderful person who is a extrovert to everyone outside but lives inside a whole other world full of insecurities inside ... If you know a Janvi or is a Janvi please tell them to know how worthy are they . Janvi have a special ability not to show how much are they struggling if you come close to a Janvi hold them close because Janvi's tend to be closed off mostly so you are special. She is worried about a lot of stuff and are grateful for a lot cheerful personality who question their each and every actions.....
Janvi is trying so hard not to show her feelings but now is a pro at hiding them
Janvi by Zoe_Black November 24, 2021