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jackfest 

A party of one or more featuring multiple and prolonged bouts of self-pleasure.
Where is Jeff?
He's at home, probably having a Jackfest.
jackfest by Tom Cioccone February 22, 2011
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jackfest 

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.
1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest
jackfest by hititlong January 4, 2006
It can mean literally anything you want it to
Emily I the jankiest person I know!
Jankiest by Kkbanana February 10, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008