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military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense
'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"
by BillW April 04, 2006
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One who janks-off excessively.
At work they call me the "Janker" because I tend to jank-off at work.
by Mr. Janker September 05, 2007
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Someone who gets thier paper from I.D. theft... also see janky... JANK 4 LIFE!?
"That mother fucker janks, thats why he bought about a pound of crank"
"Let's go jank this mother fucker"
"Lets go jank some checks"
by BUSTER!!! June 02, 2005
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A Bitch gay white boy that takes it in the ass named Dylan helvey
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by Djohndeit January 04, 2017
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