Jank most literally means any noun, verb, adjective, adverb, participles, gerunds, interjection, or any swear word
by Jank Janker May 02, 2010
Seman mixed with blood from an STD or aggressive masterbation
Dude i janked last night and my dick is so sore.
by OrganoJoe March 17, 2010
something that is sucky . . . . like the sex your gettin :)
This food is jank
by mrs.chow March 15, 2010
Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"
"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"
by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010
Jank is a word to describe something that is horrible, disgusting, gross or just vomit inducing.
'Ewww that's so jank, sort it out.'
by JustTryingToProveAPoint February 14, 2010
To drink yourself to death with alcoholic beverages.
John is going to jank himself. He just went to the liquor store, bought 24 gallons of vodka, and he is heading to a cabin in the woods to drink that shit until he dies.
by scootersunshine February 03, 2010