The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
by anti_asshole January 10, 2013
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When two people are fighting in a FPS or any type of shooting game and a third person comes in to kill that last man standing with low health. (cleans up the mess)
Man that guy is such a janitor for killing me just after i killed you!
by JoshVeino February 1, 2008
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When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)
by the jjjjanitor April 16, 2011
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n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.

v): The act of playing janitor.
"Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"

"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block."
by overlord19 March 3, 2007
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To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.
"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
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When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it.

A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!

Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
by A Idiot in a Village August 28, 2019
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1.A Janitor of your neighborhood,city,town,state can refer to a member of your local drug syndicate,or organized crime mob. He is the individual who holds the key's. The "key's" represent "something" such as quantities of various drugs,valuable or rare information, Valuable knowledge such as( geographical,info., personal info., inside info.).

2. The Janitor can also be designated, or named by a group,gang,orginization(faculty) as a whole to be the individual who does "dirty" jobs that no-one else can stomach , or that no-one else necissarily has the expertise or know-how,patience, etc. to complete efficientley.

3. The Janitor , holds the "keys" that can unlock the entire "school", "building", "office", "complex", etc.
The Janitor posesses the keys to life, thus everyone wants to be "friends" or on the good side of the janitor because he can always find you a shortcut, or the quickest route to where you need to go. He has the lay of the land, see's all, hear's all, and can help you out when you need it the most.
by BIG J Reppin 602,480,623 July 17, 2006
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